the story of a girl

Well you all have at least one heard a lame line I saw those in another blog they were in portugese and I transalated them, but you will see that they don't change much from country too country once you're alme you're lame no matter where, I have heard the doll one thousands of times, and since I'm a law student a guy once told me he would comit a crime every day to see me in court....
Line 1: If people were arrested for being pretty you would be in jail for life!
answer: If bieng ugly were a crime you would get death penalty!
Line 2: Babe you're so pretty! There is only one problem your mouth is too far from mine...
answer: Higenics matter! (LOL)
Line 3: What's the fatser way to get to your heart?
answer: Plastic cirgury, brainwash and 3 months working out!
Line 4: I didn't belive in love at first sight.. but then I saw you and change my mind!
answer: Really! That's really intersting I didn't belive in monsters...
Line 5: WOW I didn't know dolls could walk!
answer: And I didn't know a monkey could talk! (loved that one)
Line 6: Is this sit empthy?
answer: Yes! And this one will be to if you sit there!
Line 7: Did I know you from somewhere?
answer: Sure! I am the secretary of the sexual disease clinic don't you remeber? :D
Line 8: Have you meet somewhere else?
answer: Yes and that's why I don't go there anymore.
Line 9: So my house or yours?
answer: Both. I go to my house and you to yours. ( NO FUN)
Line10: I wanted to call you...Whats your number?
answer: It's listed.
reply:But I don't know your name!
RE reply: It's there too, right before the number.
Line 11: I want to give myself to you...
answer: I don't take charity... ( he he he)
Line 12: If I could see you naked I would die happy!
answer: If I could see you naked I would laugh to death...
Line 13: Are you looking for nice companie?
answer: Yes! But with you around it will be very hard to find!!!

posted by Tiana @ 9:34:00 PM